Brevity is the width of soul.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Military Operations Other Than War

(a sequel to Ryugyong Hotel)

North Korea's zombie army lurched ponderously across the fields. An entire country of undead bodies walked unheeding of fear, frontiers, and minefields, driven south by its unending hunger and the ripe promise of South Korea.

Capitalist, hedonist South Korea, with its fetish for remote-controlled robotics and its decadent multitudes of hypercompetitive gamers.

The battle took days, and the Army made tens of millions just in entrance fees.

.finis.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

... I want in on this now. Just wondering if one could log in from the US :D



anonypost by razorsmile (because fucking google/blogger is acting up.)

Unknown said...

Brilliant.