Simon Says

"Hi. Nice to see you."

"I feel threatened by your statement."

"No, you are not, unless you have an specific reason to fear the person or the encounter."

"I feel sad?"

"It's not usual, but it could be. What are you sad about?"

"I... I don't know. I was guessing."

"Simon, don't do that."

"The rules are too complex!"

"I know, but you are the one who wanted to learn how to do this."

"I feel resentful about your statement."

"Good!"

"I feel sad about your statement."

"... Alright, I think we need to look again at dyadic motivational structures. Give me a pen, I'll write down the basic equations."

.finis.